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Start the car this morning, weather a little chilly, 60 maybe. My car looked like Christmas lights! Every gosh darn light came one " Twilight Creepy sh*t" ! Did a system brake test, the Ebrake kept getting a error! Opened my hood and noticed darn Mickey Mouse decided to have a gosh darn party chewed the darn wire attached to my brake fluid sensors, and chewed the gosh darn battery cover!
Appears I am the 2nd complaint so this is not a recall problem, well it is ! WHEN THE eco friendly asses added Soybean materials on the gosh darn wires! Waiting for the final bill, now 2nd solution is to sit back and spray fox urine every night around my car! Pleasant smell for our GA 100 degree weather! Wait for complaints and enjoy my lovely invoice while drinking Jack Daniels when reality kicks my ass! that's if I can afford it after paying the bill!